(Sung to the tune of Danny Boy)
Oh Donny boy, republicans are gawking
Your racist house of cards won’t long abide
The Dems are here and Michael Cohen’s talking.
If it’s all true, impeachment’s justified:
The loans you got, the tax bills you evaded
The conning schemes and hushed-up bribes you paid,
Your wall, your wall, which Mexico won’t subsidize
Its clear that you won’t get that Nobel prize…
But we won’t care or listen to your keening
We won’t weep moats for loss of your golf greens
We’ll celebrate by speaking truth to trumpery
We’ll speak it loud, from sea to shining sea.
So slink you back, in orange jumpsuit, cowering,
Mike, Paul and Rog will go to jail unbowed
It’s not fake news we’ve caught you with your panties down
Oh Donny boy, oh Donny boy, who’s winning now?
by phoebe sparrow wagner 3/2019